Now, Faster

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Now, Faster is a permanently banned Category 2 media, and is a song by Pinkfong. It talks about 5 transportation vehicles from slowest one to fastest one. All iDaisy members love this song expect for iPad 5, Goneforever, and Mrs. Chibua. Green iPad was the first iDaisy member who first discovered Now, Faster in 2022. The song was released on August 12, 2016.<ref> https://YouTube.com/watch?v=KwD_RLp9Axo </ref> It is part of the Pinkfong Car Songs 2 Series and the Pinkfong and Hogi Sing-Along, Part 2 Series.<ref> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N0bX53Z6Ew </ref><ref> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOtXVz8x5tc </ref> Now, Faster has about 700,000 views as of March 13, 2026.<ref> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwD_RLp9Axo </ref>

Plot

It includes 5 vehicles in the song: a bicycle, a car, a train, an airplane, and a rocket. The song uses the phrase “now, faster” to make the vehicles a little bit faster.

The song starts with a blue elephant with a yellow hat, riding a bicycle, with a brown dog following the bicycle.

The red speedy car goes next after the bicycle, with a lion driving the car. The blue car comes, with drivers possibly otters but with a orange and brown design with green hair, and the otters say “Now, faster!”. The lion makes the car faster and the lion almost breaks the car.

The purple train winks first, and then it goes next after the speedy car. The otters make the train go faster and the otters say “Now, faster! One two three four!”. The train becomes surprised when it asks what moves faster.

There is a giraffe flying on a parachute, and the pink airplane with a green nose goes next after the train. The plane appears happy with the eyes closed after “Plane’s on the way!”. The otters appear again waving their hands.

The black rocket with a pink mouth goes next after the airplane, and it is the fastest vehicle in the song. At the end, it says “Zoom, whoosh!”.<ref> https://YouTube.com/watch?v=KwD_RLp9Axo </ref>

Hogi version

There is also a Hogi version of Now, Faster, which was posted on September 3, 2021. It does the same thing as the original but with a Baby Shark voice and Pinkfong and Hogi drive the vehicles.<ref> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2sSLN3XDQg </ref>

Lyrics

The lyrics of Now, Faster typically have "What moves faster than X? Y!" and it makes a sound of each vehicle, for example: "Vroom vroom zoom zoom." is the speedy car. After it makes a vehicle sound, it says "X on the way!" and typically says "Now, faster!" expect for the airplane part. The on the way part does not exist on the rocket scene and is replaced with "Launch!". The train scene adds "One two three four!" after it says "Now, faster!".

Status on the iDaisy Woo

Playing Now, Faster is a Category 2 violation aboard the iDaisy Woo because of its obsolete era, inappropriate airplane, inappropriate bicycle, the rude otters saying Now, Faster, the lion breaking the car, and faster vehicles not suitable for preschoolers nor kindergartners. Playing Now, Faster results in 1-6 months in the brig. Playing Now, Faster near Daisy is Category 2A, resulting in 7-11 months in the brig. Playing Now, Faster on July 12 is a Category 4 violation, which results in 2 years in the brig, aboard the iDaisy Woo because July 12 is DOTWS Day, and it disrespects the DOTWS Anthem.

If someone violates this, this attention message will appear in multiple variations:

ATTENTION: YOU PLAYED NOW, FASTER. GO TO DECK -1 RIGHT NOW.

ATTENTION: YOU PLAYED NOW, FASTER NEAR DAISY. GO TO DECK -1 RIGHT NOW.

ATTENTION: YOU PLAYED NOW, FASTER’S AIRPLANE PART. GO TO DECK -1 RIGHT NOW.

ATTENTION: YOU PLAYED NOW, FASTER ON JULY 12. GO TO DECK -1 RIGHT NOW.

Why did it become an era back then?

Green iPad first discovered it in June of 2022 and it led to repeated plays. Now, Faster appeared multiple times in 2023, including January 7 and June 8, so that it might become an era.

On October 3, 2023, Now, Faster became an era because it gets faster and faster, it is more grown up than the good morning song, Now, Faster won the war, and the otters look cute in the song. The recording when it became an era was between 8:40-9:00 PM EDT.<ref>Goneforever’s old device, October 3, 2023 video</ref>

The Now, Faster Era officially ended on October 3, 2026, at 7:07 AM EDT. The successor to the era is the DOTWS Era.

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Disclaimer

Source: This page was derived from the page “Now,_Faster” from the English Vikidia.
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See also

• iDaisy Woo
• Now, Faster Pandemic
• Pinkfong
• Now, Faster (Hogi Version)